I didn’t forget, actually
Dear [all birthday wishers to whom I have not yet replied, for whatever reason, and also any who may happen to post happy birthday on my wall in the next 70 minutes or so]: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. But don’t worry, I shan’t be going on any “vacations” any time soon, or doing anything too much more out of the ordinary than I normally do (since we all know I’m not exactly a respectable hobbit (well, truth is, I’m not a hobbit at all, but that’s quite beside the point) not these days) because I don’t happen to own any magic rings. But all this to say: thank you for your birthday wishes. I had a great day watching the USA women advance to the World Cup Final, and eating Orange Leaf froyo. And writing this obscenely long post, which facebook kindly informed me is too long for a status update, which caused me to break my quite long hiatus from the blogosphere so I could post this slightly-not-very-funny rant/spiel thing. That’s all. Good night, and happy adventuring tomorrow.
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